abblermouse:

When I was like, 9 years old I thought sponfebob was attractive and sexy and I said I wanted to marry him and my dad frowned really hard af me and said ‘don’t say that’ then he got up and went to his room and shut the door

abblermouse:

The way he looks back at the camera before prancing off is the closest thing we have to compare to what sailors of yore reported about mysterious, playful, and michevious mermaids leading their ships into rocky harbours with nothing but coy glances and a few errant splashes

omnonim:

alloravondoom:

moonlandingwasfaked:

are you……. for fucking real????????? n-no thays just my gf’s name…… hello???????????? i’m so confused right now

some people have names?

i honestly have no words anon scalped me bald 

same energy

theweirdwideweb:

knotpuncher:

if you’re not silly fuck you

ive realized i don’t like nudity at all because my clothes are my entire identity

tiktoksithinkarefunny:

fuckyeahrosamundpike:

ROSAMUND PIKE x GIVENCHY

cats-and-cacti:

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

(Source: fandomlife-confessions)

positive-memes:

I threw it back into the ocean

parmandil:

love every single word of this

(Source: typhlonectes)

gaysexhaver666:

Told off by the teacher in high school alignment chart

swordmagi:

(Source: warmheartworm)